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i woke up with socks on this morning

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so?

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i didnt wear socks last night

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(912): i woke up with socks on this morning (485): so? (912): i didnt wear socks last night http://tfl.nu/lw6k

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(423): View more from Tennessee

gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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(423): gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it http://tfl.nu/v9kx

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(813): View more from Florida

It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.

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(813): It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you. http://tfl.nu/aegn

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.

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(870): Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear. http://tfl.nu/uzj4

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(509): View more from Washington

My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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(509): My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina. http://tfl.nu/xxcl

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(917): View more from New York City

Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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(917): Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'. http://tfl.nu/jzlx

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(620): View more from Kansas

Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.

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(620): Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians. http://tfl.nu/2mf6

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(949): View more from California

Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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(949): Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless. http://tfl.nu/j4zx

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.

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(864): I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day. http://tfl.nu/a8c7

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(662): View more from Mississippi

She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.

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(662): She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list. http://tfl.nu/gj4y

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(503): View more from Oregon

You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement

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(503): You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement http://tfl.nu/tqdd

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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD

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(614): Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD http://tfl.nu/nf04

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(347): View more from New York

maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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(347): maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life http://tfl.nu/rmnc

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(802): View more from Vermont

just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store

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was it you?

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...yes

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(802): just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store (203): was it you? (802): ...yes http://tfl.nu/br4h

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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.

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(802): This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again. http://tfl.nu/ts2y

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