At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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