I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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