so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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