dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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