She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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