Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got chris browned last night
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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