Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You're a waste of cheezeits
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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