I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
How naked do you want me to be?
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