After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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