I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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