There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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