Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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