Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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