singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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