the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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