I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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