Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize