i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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