He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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