I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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