This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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