Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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