Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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