Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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