Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Let's get the cat blown out
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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