Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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