my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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