walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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