I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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So vagazzling was a success
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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