I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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