you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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