they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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