Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize