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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
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my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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