I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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