I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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