There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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