Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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