for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Four minutes until I can fart!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize