I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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