just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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