Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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