I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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