Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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