butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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