I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just gift wrapped bread.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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