When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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