Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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