I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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